MOAR A CAPPELLA PLZ

[Disclaimer: Papyrus is such a joke. So is this post.] Don't get enough djin-djin-djoo in your life? Have a burning desire to belt out an overplayed Top 40 song with no musical accompaniment every time you skip down Locust? Were you just straight up rejected from Atma, Counterparts, Dischord, Full Measure, Off the Beat, Pennchants, Masala, Penn Six, Penny Loafers, Penn Sori, PennYo, Quaker Notes, Shabbatones, and The Inspiration? Well, uh...that sucks, but perhaps your time has finally come. 

In a historic gesture, Penn's premiere, exclusive, one-of-a-kind-co-ed-1960's-rock-inspired-North African-South Asian-Eastern European- interfaith-R&B-jazz-fusion-fire-juggling-hula-hooping-sketch comedy-OFSA-recognized-did-someone-just-fart?-eco-friendly-SAC-funded a cappella group was established yesterday.

“We have such a passion for culture and diversity, and we want to share that,” explains the group’s founder, Stephanie Larson C'13. “We like basically every type of music. Except country. That ain't right, mang.”