What Not To Eat: Fisher Fine Arts Edition

With no in-house vending machine or Mark's Café, it's really easy to starve in Fisher. It's also really easy to drive your fellow study slaves into a serious state of unrest by making the wrong meal choice. Suspect you're guilty of food misconduct? Read on.

Offender: Bag of potato chips Reasons people will glare at you: No sooner have you gotten through the 15 second bag opening process ("Ah I'm so embarrassed!") when your counterparts remember that they have to listen to you crunch all 300 calories with your mouth open. Alternative: A nice, quiet chocolate bar

Offender: Chipotle burrito Reasons people will glare at you: If they wanted a burrito, they would have eaten one. If they don't want a burrito, then they definitely don't want to smell yours. Also, your getting up to go to the bathroom 10 times in the hour is distracting. Alternative: Go to Chipotle. Eat the burrito. Don't come back.

Offender: Wawa sandwich Reasons people will glare at you: The wrapper is crinkling, the onions smell like B.O and no one has any room to spread their things out. Also, watching you use a napkin and/or lick your finger after every bite is exhausting repulsive. Alternative: Wawa mac 'n cheese

Offender: Yogurt Reasons people will glare at you: Because it's yogurt. Alternative: Not yogurt

Offender: Gum Reasons people will glare at you: SNAP. SNAP. SNAP. POP. SNAP. CHEW. SNAP. Alternative: Your hair, your tongue, anything you can't make bubbles from