What's with all the unofficial Penn gear? In a new campaign that makes sense to a resounding no one, Philly-based Abakus Takeout launched an Ivy League-themed holiday collection for those "who didn't make the grade." Penn is included, along with Brown, Princeton and those other schools, so if you want a new Penn hoodie that says "Abakus" across the front (Did you guys spot that typo?!?!), then go for it. You could probably bursar something very similar from the bookstore, but these clothes are FASHION because they're from a BOUTIQUE, so keep that in mind.