PennDelivers Now Teetotals

Well, looks like Penn's most legally-questionable alcohol delivery startup (what isn't a startup these days?) finally collapsed, probably because the whole business scheme "broke tons of laws" and "didn't have a liquor license" and stuff. Looks like you'll have to get your booze from one of Pennsylvania's Prohibition-era state-run liquor stores. Sorry, y'all. Pronto, where you at?

In any case, the site indicates that PennDelivers will still be delivering groceries and other items. Snore. Welp, better stock up now for tomorrow.