Holla, 2016!
March 29, 2012 at 5:00 pm
Congrats to all the bright-eyed and bushy-tailed high school seniors who just received admission to the glorious University of Pennsylvania! You are the 12.3%. (But really, you're the 1%!—if you still find that reference funny.) This acceptance not only validates all your hard work, but it justifies the countless hours you've wasted reading a blog from a college you don't even attend...yet.
In preparation for your upcoming four-year journey, should you choose Penn, keep in mind the following: come September, Amy Gutmann will be your Queen, Ben Franklin your guardian angel, sector requirements your worst enemies, and Mr. and Mrs. Bui your ultimate saviors.