Penn Madness Volume II: And The Winner Is...
March 26, 2012 at 8:14 pm
Last Thursday, we started along on our second journey towards determining the ultimate champion of the University of Pennsylvania, a competition so grueling and dizzyingly severe that we had no choice but to call it Penn Madness. 16 competitors battled over the course of five days in 13 battles until we were left with Penn Masala and Kelly Clarkson.
The people have spoken and the polls do not lie. So who did you crown as the victor? The answer may surprise you.
IT'S THE SHAREABLE SIZE CHICKEN MCBITES BOX FROM MCDONALD'S!
A box of popcorn chicken beat out Kelly Clarkson and Masala, the rightful heir to the Penn Madness throne? How could this be? Again, let us remind you of the following: No matter how many McBites you can shove down your throat, you always lose. Always. In conclusion, stay away from McDonald's. Please. In any case, a big thanks to our two runners-up! Check out their reactions to their crushing losses below. Thanks for playing!
