I Spy With My 200+ Eyes

Penn released its semi-annual list of campus-wide CCTV locations yesterday, as per the University Policy (yes, there's a policy on such matters). For the uninformed, the list details all 218 locations of cameras, from 30th to 46th. Every garage roof, street corner, and lab is being watched.

If you have your sights set on sex under the button, we guarantee you won't be the only one: yep, the sculpture has its own camera (#102 on the list), as does urine-covered Ben (#44). But if you truly can't bear the thought of graduating without sex sub-structure, we recommend being subtle—or quick. Oh, and when you're finished, make your getaway by foot. There are 8 cameras watching the bike racks (#121-128).