Penn Ranked Most Dangerous College In America

Or so says the Elite Daily in a recent ranking that also includes Ivies Columbia and Harvard in addition to Philly neighbor Temple listed in the number two spot. Fortunately, we've recently learned that Penn is really fashionable, so at least you'll look very chic when you're finishing up that affidavit.

The metrics that Elite Daily used look kind of scary, that's true– but they don't detail what was left out or the the formula used to complete each ranking. Have these people ever even stepped foot on campus? Probably not, or they would have seen the Penn police riding these things, which always make us feel safe. And how about the fact that Rutgers- Newark is included on the list, but the Camden campus, located in one of the most notoriously crime-filled cities in the country, has been left out? Ridiculous, right?

Elite Daily, stop being so dramatic! Our campus isn't that bad at all! We're ranking you as the number one most worst list aggregator on the internet. How does it feel?