You Can Now Buy Paper Made Out Of Elephant Feces At The Penn Bookstore

And it's called POOPOOPAPER. All caps. "BELIEVE in yourself," "LOVE blooms," "be the CHANGE," they insist. It's kind of a twisted take on recycling, a turd blossom for the modern diarist. On our minds: does this paper go in the recycling bin or do you flush it?