Philadelphia Named Late-Night Capital

Philadelphia might not be Pennsylvania's capital city (thanks a lot, Pittsburgh Allentown Scranton Harrisburg), but looks like it'll at least be reasserting its spot as a national capital after some 250 years. The authorities over at Esquire have deemed Philly the Late-Night Capital of the United States. Wow, just one more until we finally catch up to South Africa!

In this 12-slide feature, the site lists several places (read: bars) around the city serving food past midnight. Shockingly not on the list? Both Jimmy John's and McDonald's. While it's cool that Esquire could name 14 non-Wawa food dives (read: bars), we hardly think that makes Philly the late-night munchie capital of this glorious, Christian nation.

We get that the Brooklyn hipster foodies are getting on everyone's last nerve, but Esquire, stop trying to make Philly happen.