Fashion Police, Vol. 1: The Salmon Shorts

Friends, we've got a serious fashion problem at this school. Oh shush, we're not talking about the Walk this time! We're talking about those demonic Nantucket Red leg-creepers, the Lilly Pulitzers for men: salmon shorts. Yeah, you know, those garments that make you look like mommy dressed you for Big Boy Day at the country club? Them. As a thing's not a "thing" until there's a Tumblr for it, now there's a Penn blog for this bizarre phenomenon. So, here you go. It calls itself an "observational sociological study into [a] conscious fashion choice." We call it a unnvering look at J. Crew's fugliest bumper crop. Just don't wear them any longer, ok? Good.