Penn Compliments' Evil Twin

Have you gotten a Penn Compliment yet? Pfft,you?  Probably not. If not, take justice into your own hands and channel your frustration into a backhanded one. Introducing Penn Backhanded Compliments, a brand new Facebook profile for all your stealth backhanding needs. It's like Penn Compliments' evil twin, or as the page itself puts it: "If Penn Compliments was a sassy betch."

It works the same way as the nice version: just send them a message with your backhanded compliment and victim's name, and they'll anonymously post it for you in all it's public, self-esteem-eroding-but-all-in-good-fun glory. Keep it witty. Keep it civil.