Two Simple Texts to Expect from Mom

Have your parents texted you lately? If not, get ready for an influx of two very specific nagging messages in your inbox. We've been alerted to a precious email that has been sent to all our parents and guardians. It suggests language for two crucial texts, which is some pretty hip lingo for the older generation, some of whom have hardly mastered The Interweb. Always looking out for our collective mental and physical well-being, Penn Campus Health "prescribed" these hilarious texts for the stressful finals period:

1. "Did you eat something green today?" 2. "Did you go outside today?"

At the end of the semester, relying on a chips-only diet and spending all daylight hours in Van Pelt is not uncommon, so we're sure these reminders from our parents (inevitably written "u eat green 2day?? LOL") would revolutionize everything. Excuse us while we frolic through Penn Park and eat lettuce!