Write For UTB!

There comes a time in the young Penn student's life when he/she either chooses to take the path to creative humor or the path to dreary lameitude. If that doesn't make things clear for ya, stop reading this post right now (No, please don't! We're trying to be funny).

Are you funny? can you write complete sentences Are you looking for a part-time thing to make you D-list famous on this campus? Write for UTB!

We're not strict. You can be yourself. You can link to things like this and this and not be sorry for it. Email contact@underthebutton.com in haiku form and we'll be in touch with an application!

Seriously. Don't be shy. We love you already.