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Another Monday. Funday Monday, right? Wrong. Mondays suck and we all hate them, so let's just be clear: most of us probably have [multiple] midterms this week and it's likely that we'll all gain weight and get [b]acne. Been there, done that, yawn, sigh. In the meantime, check what's going on at a Penn near you!

Free Skate Rental  Who? The Penn ice rink When and where? Monday, February 18th, 12 - 1:30 p.m. Why? President's Day special!

Sangam Speed Marriage  Who? Penn Sangam When and where? Monday, February 18th, Rodin Underground Why? To learn about the cultural and psychological implications of commitment and marriage.

 Dan In the East Who? Daniel Boyarin When and where? February 19th, 5 p.m., Claidia Cohen Terrace Room Why? He's a U.C. Berkeley Professor of Talmudic culture and he's giving a lecture on "The Philology of Diaspora: The Talmud Enacts Diaspora." Doesn't that sound interesting?

Stamped Mag Launch Party Who? Stamped Mag When and where? Thursday, February 21st, 7:30 p.m., 3916 Locust Walk Why? It's Penn's new travel magazine, y'all! You get a free copy and free food.

Bloomers Presents: Law and Disorder - Special Bloomers Unit Who? Bloomers When and where? February 21st - 23rd, 8 p.m., Houston Hall Class of '49 Auditorium Why? It's fun to watch a group of girls act like men.

Stephenie Meyer Signs Books Downtown Who? Stephenie Meyer When and where? February 22nd, 11 a.m., Forks The Free Library of Philadelphia (19th and Vine) Why? We know you read them and sorta liked it.

UMOJA Week  Who? UMOJA When and where? All week. Why? Reaching back and moving forward in Black History Month.