Physics Professor: Hopes You Read This

Welcome the newest member of our cute 'n' quirky professor emails collection. We all get those wall-of-text emails that take long enough to read to be their own homework assignment. In this case, it was worth it to the very end. Every physics prof could use a sense of humor like this one, if only to keep us awake or get us through an email. So who in physics ate the whole wheel of cheese?