Something Sober To Do On St. Patty's Day Weekend

Dartying is an art, y'all. So for those of you who haven't mastered it yet and are instead looking to avoid this lil guy tomorrow, head on out to Franklin Field on Saturday at 2 p.m.  to kick off the Spring 2013 home athletics season! We hear there will be free food, free t-shirts, and other free swag. Plus, you can earn up to 20 Penn Rewards points (we don't really know what those are, either) just for showing your smiling faces!

For those of you who are legitimately interested in the athletics (is the concept of a "sports fan" even a thing at Penn?), y'all are in luck too. There's a baseball double-header and women's lacrosse game at noon, followed by a softball double header at 1 p.m., and then a men's lacrosse game at 3 p.m. We couldn't think of a better way to promote ~sober fun~ (or could we?).