STREET Presents: Opportunity Cost

As Rebecca Stein once said, there is no such thing as a free lunch—just as there is no such thing as a truly waived tuition. However, from what we hear from the most secretive of sources, certain events organically originate as orgies, while others are forcibly filmed for the furious art–fucks of Filmadelphia.

In other news, some of our sections decided to stray Off the Beat(en) path and took a hike towards a healthier, fitter life. We can't guarantee the advice is too great though. Still, if you're just looking for a walk, stroll down the flavorlicious Fishtown in Street's newly reinvented Flavorhoods, 'cause it's always a beautiful day to be a neighbor (won't you be ours?) Tired of old jingles like that? Then get a jump on campus' shittiest music, from Saxby's to Saigon and beyond. Tired off all the shittiness? Then get some culture at PIFA. It's pifftastic.