Things To Look Forward To After Spring Break

Alas, break is over, and the quad bathrooms don't quite measure up to those at your grandparents' retirement complex in Boca. But don't worry, be happy! We've got a list to remind you why Penn is the !$h. Forrealz, we hear our beloved university is the place to be this spring. And here are ten reasons to prove it:

1. Let's just state the obvious: Spring Fling is around the corner! Time to start those countdowns, folks.

2. And on top o' that...St. Patty's day is upon us! Bonus points for having a midterm the next day.

3. Which reminds us...There are still midterms we get to take! And then...finals!!! Like a fat kid at a candy story, y'all.

4. But don't worry - if you need a "break" from studying, Facebook has got you covered. Feel free to stalk the Spring Break pics of that cute girl on your hall!

5. Finally being reunited with your fave restaurants on campus. Seriously, our SweetGreen cravings were getting a lil out of control.

6. No longer dealing with harsh  judgement from your family - so what if you walk of shamed to a family brunch after hooking up with a rando from high school? It happens, so just take that disapproving look elsewhere, MOM.

7. Penn gets pretty in the spring! We're looking forward to ditching these and stuffing this back into our closet and changing into something a little skimpier. Gotta show off that tan somehow, right?

8. And that warmer weather means that summer isn't that far off! Four glorious months or lifeguarding at a day camp this summer - just like you did in high school. Ah, the benefits of going to an Ivy.

9. And THAT means that next semester is approaching! So get on top of your ish for once and start registering for classes now. Because yes, Penn InTouch, obviously I know what classes I want to take in September to fulfill the requirements for a major I don't even like.

10. But most importantly, we all get to be reunited! Seriously, we missed you guyz. Now go make poor decisions so we can write about them.