Oh No, Penn Wrote An Original Song Again

If you thought it couldn't get any worse that "Penn's Stepping Up" (the heinous Penny Loafers-helmed disaster of a promo video for the Making History campaign), THINK AGAIN. The ridiculous factor has been upped in unimaginable ways with "Time to Shine," a new single by Sean Altman of a group called "Rockapella," which is climbing its way to the top of the A-Gut charts.

Filled with such poetic themed lyrics as "a red and blue flame burning with pride" and "Penn's mighter than the sword," the song is otherwise a vague pop anthem about spreading the light to enlighten every mind and capturing the future. Kudos on the catchy factor, however, because we cannot get this song out of our heads for the life of us. If the Locust T2S makeover wasn't enough of an indicator, Team Amy is PROUD of its fundraising success. We have a feeling John Legend and/or Train will rock out to this jam on Friday...and the only cure to all the cringing will be "Drops of Jupiter"