Tyga To Headline NSO: Sadly Only Half-Kidding

Forget all this nonsense about quad performers and Fling headliners-- UTB's got the scoop on what you've really been waiting for: next year's academic theme. Penn has announced that this coming year will be the Year of Sound.

According to the website, "at times, we seek out specific sounds and pay attention. Other times, we try (not always successfully) to ignore or escape sounds." Super astute, Penn. Sounds fascinating. We at UTB cannot wait for next year. After almost four full months of subletting someone's crappy apartment and sucking up to the boss at your internship, nothing sounds better than coming back to Penn and having some really lively discussions about SOUND.

During NSO, the really overeager 2017ers will come out of the woodwork and be way too enthusiastic about this year's accompanying Penn Reading Project, Book of Rhymes: The Poetics of Hip Hop. Maybe Tyga will come back and give a talk about his poetic influences? Here's hoping.