A Senior's Final Final

As final season draws to a close, we decided to sit down with one randomly chosen senior, who may or may not have won a raffle with a profile post as a prize, and allow him to reflect on his last final as a college student. Grab some tissues; this one's a tearjerker.

UTB: Before we start, how do you feel about me distorting your words to make you sound funnier?

WM: If it's possible. I'm pretty funny.

UTB: Already doing it....So, what was your final final as a Penn student?

WM: Advanced negotiations.

UTB: Nice. How did you feel when you finished?

WM: How I always feel after I finish. Tired, happy, and ready to get out of there. *wink*

UTB: Did you just wink at me? Anyway, what were you thinking when you handed it in?

WM: That my roommate needs to stop cockblocking his sister and the guy upstairs.

UTB: Slightly irrelevant...

WM: Just had to get in one last insult.

UTB: That could be considered sweet. If you could have done one thing during a final, what would it be?

WM: I'd just stand up at my desk and strip naked. I'm curious to see how people would react.

UTB: An interesting social experiment. What would you say has been your worst final at Penn?

WM: Physics freshman year.

UTB: What's the craziest thing you would have done to avoid taking it?

WM: Well, "theoretically," I would say that the day of the final was a little celebrated Jewish holiday, known as The Day of Honesty.

UTB: Nicely played. Do you have any advice for those of us with more finals in our future?

WM: At the end of the day you'll remember more going out the night before a final, than how you did. Unless you fail, then you'll probably remember.