The Ivy League Betch List
August 23, 2013 at 5:04 pm
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the betchiest of them all? Penn is. Well, sort of. Penn came in a close second in The Official Betchiest Ranking of the Ivy League, losing to Harvard and beating Princeton by only one point. Although we lost, "The Betches" applauded 34th Street's Shoutouts and our superb partying skills.
What didn't "The Betches" like? Our location. They must not realize the drunken importance of having 2 Wawas right on campus.
We still won in the categories that are near and dear to our hearts: we party hard, we're smoking hot and we have the best Greek life. First is the worst, second is the best. Right?