DuBacklash to DuNudity at DuBois

Notoriously strict DuBois house dean Ms. Trish saw our post about these body-bumpin' Quakers lettin' it all hang out a few nights ago. Just like their mothers would be, Ms. Trish was miffed at the brazen display of human skin to the Walnut Street commercial corridor. She sent out the following house email as a point of caution:

Don't worry, readers--even though we are a 'lesser-known publication,' we would like to assure you that 'your business' is our business. Curtains are just symbols of the institutional suppression of natural sexuality, and Tap House is as good a place as any to watch people doin' it.