Have No Fear, For Ashton WILL Be Here

Alas, there is a Wharton alum God looking out for us: Ashton Kutcher will, in fact, be making an appearance at Penn! After crushing our hearts this past week by canceling his lecture, Ashton is now back in our good graces, as he's rescheduled his visit for Monday, October 7th.

We've gotta hand it to Ashton--we figured the day would never come when we'd actually see his chiseled jawline and boyish good looks in person, but he's proved us wrong.

Official invitations to register will be sent out next week, so continue to refresh your email incessantly. The chances of Kelso rescheduling again are about as slim as the chances of Ashton and Demi getting back together (RIP, @mrskutcher).