Penn Athletes: Who's More Attractive?

Remember the days of, "Boy, what a handsome fellow he is!"? No, you don't. Thanks to social media, it's painfully easy to judge others harshly--and anonymously. You know that girl in your PSYC-001 recitation with 100 likes on her prof pic? Yeah, you do, and you hate her for it.

Enter partyfunder.com, a site where party "Throwers" work with party "Goers" to "produce creative party ideas." Honestly, what? In any case, some of Penn's finest have decided to host a "comparison party" in which players can rate which Penn athletes are most attractive by pitting either two "dudes" or two "chicks" against each other. Yay for objectification!

C'mon Quakers, where is the love? We're no state school, but shouldn't our athletes be revered, not jeered? And at the end of the day, you're all beautiful in UTB's eyes.