Penn Woman Goes Wee-Wee On Wawa Floor

Unfortunately, this is not a joke. Fortunately, we decided not to post a photo of urine on the Wawa sales floor.

We thought the sighting of the Penn Pooper would be enough to convince students that public excrement emancipation is frowned upon (at least in UCity), but clearly we failed. At approximately 2:30am a few nights ago, we received this tip:

On a more sanitary note, we later found out that her blessed friends stayed in Wawa to pick up her sandwich and other dining accoutrements before fleeing the scene.