Thus Says UTB: Meet Kurtis The TA
September 24, 2013 at 2:13 pm
Thus says UTB: A Greek Mythology TA hath given us salvation from the drudgery of normal course work by presenting his charges the assigned readings in a way sure to amuse and please the gods.
Thus says UTB: Kurtis the TA hath pleased UTB. UTB requests all TA's and professors who act likewise be sent to our tip box (upper right) as an appeasing sacrifice.
"Thus says Kurtis, the TA: Your readings for the week are listed on the course syllabus. All the readings for the course have been listed there, since long ago, by grace of the Wise Lord, Professor Wilker.
Thus says Kurtis, the TA: You are to read a selection from the sourcebook assigned for the class as well as two additional readings posted on Canvas: Herodotus and the The Behistun Inscription of Darius.
Thus says Kurtis, the TA: You shall render unto me a one page essay, you students who have been subjected unto me by the Wise Lord, Professor Wilker. By grace of Professor Wilker I am TA. Professor Wilker has granted me this recitation. Whatsoever commands have been laid upon you by me shall be performed.
Thus says Kurtis, the TA: So it was ordered by the Wise Lord, Professor Wilker, and so it has been fulfilled by me"