Girls Gone Mild: Wet Sweater Contest

It's Fall Break,  laaaaadies. With temps in the low sixties and rain falling, it's the perfect time to grab your loosest, baggiest knits and head to Schuylkill beach. Be sure to pregame! The guys under the bridge will want you to be extra gender-conforming, and trashed! Plus we doubt you'll be into this sober.

This years contest will be judged by the creator of that sweater that's mostly holes and the person who realized girls would willingly come to foam parties. It's wet, wild and potentially industrially chemical-tainted so please investigate if you develop any rashes.