Locust Flaikus

What's a kid got to do to get a flyer around here? This week, we were practically begging you to hand us flyers, while you stood and chatted in your little "clubs."

Anyways, here are the flyers we DID manage to get, translated into Flaiku.

SAS Presents: Nightmare on SAS Street

Halloween spirit Dancing to foreign music What’s there not to like?

APO Presents: The Running Dead Zombie 5K 

Practice running for The zombie apocalypse Zombies provided?

SPEC Presents: Chance the Rapper’s Social Experiment Tour 

Chance comes to Penn to Spit mad rhymes and drop dope beats Year of Sound goes on

Bloomers Presents: The Bad, The Bad, and the Bad 

Don’t mess with these chicks Gonna tell you tons of jokes And make you like it

Onda Latina and Yalla Present: The Grand Illusion 

Fulfill your need for Salsa and mysticism And swiveling hips