Penn on Amazon
October 11, 2013 at 6:01 pm
It’s sprall break, grandma just hit you up with a phat check for just being you, and the cash is burning a hole in your pocket. Fear not, we have you covered with some Penn $wag floating around on Amazon that you absolutely don't need and will never use.
Keep Calm and Love UPEN(N?) Stickers
It's ambiguous whether the obviously computer-generated image is what you'll end up getting, or if "UPENN" will be spelled correctly on the final product. Typo or no, the manufacturer states that it will "laslt for years!" which is always reassuring. More impulse purchases after tha jump.
DJ Yung Charlie Rose ft. Amy Gutmann (DVD)
Watch our very own Amy Gutmann discuss her new book, The Spirit of Compromise, alongside two randos (who are undoubtedly very smart, accomplished, and well-behaved). It's probably safe to assume that she gets a bit less than one-third of the 57 minute running time, but for a mere $24.95 who's complaining?
Columbus Day is coming up. You'll be hard-pressed to find better way to say <3 than through an autographed Ed Zubrow (Penn football coach from 1985 to 1988) index card. It's a bit on the racy side, as Mr. Zubrow writes, "Best wishes for great success," so don't show yo' momma. It's also "guaranteed to pass third party authentication including PSA/DNA and JSA," ladies.
American Power Conversion (APC) - Qwintstall Upenn Wharton Electrical Inst
In the left corner, weighing in at 102 pounds, we have the--well we're not exactly sure. For the low price of $6,253.58, you can find out, usually within one to three weeks. Buyer be warned, shipping is an additional $73.20 shipping, which very well could be the dealbreaker for many of you.