Penn Police Hiring, UTB Now Craving Doughnuts
October 29, 2013 at 2:40 pm
While UTB was perusing PoliceOne.com, we struck gold—Penn’s police department is currently hiring police officers. Now, everyone’s dream of walking home that pretty lil' lady from writing seminar while feeding her a Wawa cherry-filled doughnut and "accidentally" tasering her "serious" boyfriend can come true. Oh, that's just our dream? That’s cool, we guess…
According to the posting, applicants must be over 21 and a graduate of the police academy. Whateva, whateva! You say po-tay-to, we say po-tah-to—we’re still applying.