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STREET Presents: The REAL Estate

34th Street Magazine Thursday, Oct. 3, 2013Thu, Oct 3, 2013

When there's something strange in your quad dorm room...who you gonna call? 34th Street! Or your mom, if you live off-campus. But we can't all afford that luxury, or the extravagant lifestyle of cabbing to student health every time you get a nosebleed. And after popping that NyQuil, you'll start to question if maybe the whole world is just a FIGMENT of your imagination.

Everyone and their grandma loves a good rabbi, especially one that bakes a mean challah. Speaking of bread, check out the real movie stars: prop food. But if you're craving some meat, you better think twice; Chipotle has a case of sad cow disease. Pizza can also be hella dangerous (if you get caught).
Bonus Fun Fact #4015: if you put earbuds in your nostrils and open your mouth, it will amplify the sound. You're welcome.