Hill Hath No Fury Like A College House Scorned
November 5, 2013 at 1:01 pm
Hill has had enough already, and it's finally taking a stand. According to The DP, this punchline of all housing jabs will finally be granted its fifteen minutes of fame come 2016, by which time Hill 2.0 will be completed.
The UA is working with administration to have freshman live exclusively in the Quad or Hill, so all you potential frosh can bid those apartment-style suites in the high rises adieu. These changes also mean freshman won't be eligible to live in Gregory or Stouffer. RIP 2 a.m. Wawa runs, Stoufferites, for you will be missed.
Reforms are also being proposed to improve the room selection processes for students of all years. Alas, enjoy your time in the spotlight, Hill--it's been a long time coming.