Locust Flaikus

After years of agonizing research, we've finally solved Ego's perennial question.  In a shocking twist of fate, scientists have confirmed that there are three kinds of people at Penn—those who love flyers, those who hate flyers, and those who have an unstoppable urge to write haikus about flyers.  We are in the latter camp.

We know what you're thinking—enough scholarly discourse, bring on the poetry! Ok, ok, we'll indulge you just this once.

Penn Singers Presents: Thoroughly Modern Millie

We tried out for this. They cast us as a coat rack. Come see our debut!

Penny Loafers Fall Show: Abercrombeat and Pitch

We lol'd at the theme. The show is close to Chili's. Fajita-rita.

Off the Beat Presents: Technicolor

Sceney aca group. Singing J.T.  We'll be there. CRY ME A RIIIIIVA!

Arts House Dance Company and Penn Masala Present: Flappers and Falsettos

Already sold out Aca-dance group love baby Hear our falsetto.

The Excelano Project Presents: Raindance

The best poetry Except for one fatal flaw, No Locust Flaikus.