Penn Is BuzzFeed's Thanksgivukkah Poster Child

BuzzFeed didn't do Penn justice last time, but with its persistence in our news feeds, it's clear the procrastination hub is here to stay. Luckily, this time, Penn is in a worthy place: as the unofficial university of  Thanksgivukkah 2k13. This year's overwhelming celebration caused by the rare convergence of Turkey Day and Hanukkah (oy vey, 70,000 years and God picks this one?) is just around the corner – and BuzzFeed's timely video name-drops us (along with WashU)! Even better, one of the singers is rockin' a red Penn Traditions tee in nearly every frame. We'll take it, because it's better than the last original tune about Penn – and lezbereal, many of us are making the pilgrimage to the Tri-State Area next week for the festival of lights and cranberries.

UPDATE: All hail this "Santa Baby" parody for Jewish girls, featuring "an M.B.A. from Penn. Amen."