THE BEST Of Your 2013 Halloween costumes
November 8, 2013 at 10:22 am
We asked, you answered. In addition to aggregating the costumes you sent to us, we also decided everything in our collective newsfeeds was fair game. Anticipating your comments, yes we did format this article with a potato. Enjoy!
Best Giantism: This Masshole and his "fake" The best part about this is probably that Mr. Asaph lives on 69 Sexy Street, and apparently has a friend that works at Campus Copy. Ten bucks this got him into Smokes.
Best Pop Culture Reference From Almost 20 Years Ago: Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn Shout out to that guy for striking the right nebbishy chords, and that girl for making a sign that she can find creative ways to reuse now that Halloween is over.
Best-executed Bro Movie: Anchorman Ever since the movie came out, many American men have tried to be Ron Burgundy et al for Halloween. But the gentlemen of Sig Chi put in the effort and did it right.
Best Transformation: See that Kim Kardashian on the left, posing with Kanye and a Solo cup? Okay. Now, see that Tobias Funke to the right, blue-chested and Nevernude? THOSE ARE THE SAME GIRL. Props to Heidi Eggert. Not to overshadow everyone else in that house, who are pulling off a pretty impressive Arrested Development parody (that Lucille!)
Most Bone-Chilling: Common App This costume is still giving us nightmares, and we're as SWUGgy as they come.
Best Food Network: Guy Fieri and Mario Battali
But we can't tell if Mario Battali is wearing orange crocs.
Best Pun: Booty Call
There is also potential here for a "butt dial" joke.
Most Addictive: Candy Crush Saga No it's fine, we can stop posting costumes anytime we want. Really. We don't have a problem.
