The Fresh Grocer Is Now More Fresh, Less Gross
November 12, 2013 at 2:55 pm
As you may have heard, our favorite only on-campus grocery store has recently gotten a bit of a corporate makeover. ShopRite is now running things, and they're classin' the place up. Here's a roundup of some of the improvements, and some of the things that will probably never change because let's face it, it's FroGro.
What's new, after the jump.
1)
Excellent new store-brand names: The lettuce has Attitude. The cookies are a Dare. The beans are a terrifying little boy from old-times named Hanover.
2) They sell funnels now Okay maybe this is a personal axe to grind but a UTB-ed-who-will-go-unnamed has literally been looking for a funnel at FroGro for YEARS and they have only just stocked them. I need it for reasons.
2) Expanded Jewish Accoutrements Section Oy gevalt we're schvitzing due to the overwhelmingly well-priced abundance of pickles and lox!
3) The random peanut-butter-and-nutella-shelf has become the random-tuna-mayo-and-rellish shelf. Your move, PB&J.
4) SO much more water chestnut variety.
Also, here are some things we found that are just really weird, and we can't tell if they're new or we've just neglected to notice them before.
2) Shh, don't tell, it's a Coconut Secret!
3) Disney lip gloss for when you kiss your prince charming
Things may be a little fancier now, but in the end, it's still FroGro. Sheeps Heads (fish) are "on sell." And thank goodness for that.
