Ice Menorah In Front of Van Pelt

December 4, 2013 at 12:18 pm
Man, we haven't seen an ice menorah that impressive since our beleaguered ancestors were being forced out of frigid Eastern Europe by the Cossack armies! After all, nothing says "Jews, your holiday is over, time for the Christian/secular masses to go apeshit over Christmas for the next month" quite like ice in 50 degree weather. Are the tiki-torches sadder than the menorah itself? Discuss.