Perry The Possum May Have Been Several Possums

While this may seem to be some Joke Day farce, we promise you, we're for real this time. A recent sighting of Perry the Possum has thrown us into emotional turmoil. It can't be, we thought to ourselves. That fluffy head, those beady eyes. We thought you were DEAD, Perry! We thought you were IMPALED by a Quad-adjacent fencepost! Are you the Tupac Shakur of Possums??

Then we wised up. This is real life. Perry is dead. And his ghost looks just like him and will haunt Perelman Quad for aaaallll tiiiiime!