What's HapPENNing

'Tis the season! The sad gray sludge all over the streets tells us finals are finally upon us. Check out all the events happening on campus during reading days/finals!

U nuts? It's finals time-- there's actually nothing happening this week. Go study. That is, once you recover from the blackout mess known as formal. And buy study snacks. And clean your room. And finish The Sopranos. And catch up on your porn.  Just kidding! We're all lazy bitches and we know it, so take this completely empty list of things that are happening and be grateful you just got another excuse to waste two minutes.