Penn Researchers Have Mummy Issues
January 29, 2014 at 9:47 am
If you haven't been trolling the Ancient Egypt chat rooms on AOL.com, you might not know that Penn Researchers recently uncovered a BRAND NEW (read: very old) sarcophagus from an unknown pharaoh! This is cool for three reasons, in order of coolness:
3. Uncovering unknown Egyptian kings and shedding light on a hidden dynasty!
2. Great excuse to watch The Prince of Egypt drunk then call Beijing and sing DELIVER US!
1. It almost surpasses UTB's own discovery of an unknown ruler earlier this year.