Wharton Paints Over Money With A Fresh Coat of Money
January 24, 2014 at 11:24 am
As you may have read in this morning's DP, Huntsman GSRs are getting freshly remodeled in 2016. This of course makes sense; in one of the newest buildings on campus, the highest-tech and most-exclusive study areas are getting renovated. OF COURSE!
Listen, we're not stupid. We know that you can't just magically reallocate Huntsman GSR money to, say, giving Hill air conditioning or exterminating the massive extended family of possums that have overtaken campus. Even so, is this strictly necessary? The article cites changes that will include "more private" screens, chairs and carpets that are "easier to clean," and a whiteboard to allow students to more freely express themselves. And on the eighth day, having justified transforming Huntsman GSRs into porn-viewing/sex havens, the Wharton gods rested.