ATTENTION! TP Mastermind At It Again

Ben Franklin probably didn't catch syphilis from a toilet seat, but why take that chance? At least that's what one cautious Quad-dweller seems to think as he/she ensconces the throne in flowing white. Though the methods may seem excessive, his or her commitment to protection is admirable. As (passive?) aggressively emphasized, this ain't just any podunk, garden-variety bath tissue, but rather some serious, four-ply Charmin Ultra. So while we may all have to pry some grimy ass-tissue from the seat every once in a while, at least this little restroom fiend does their business in style.