Feb Club Week 1, A Review
February 1, 2014 at 1:03 pm
FEB CLUB IS HERE! For all you part-time, checked-out, unemployed, and hardly-sober seniors, this is your month. UTB's first in a series of four posts previews the February events, from walks of shame down memory lane to overpriced cultural events! Get excited: This Saturday night, it all begins...
#1: Feb Club First Toast
Did you know that the first First Toast originally happened in 700 BC? Yeah, we know, crazy. #tradition
#2: Super Bowl Pregame at Blarney
Come and remember why you never set foot in Blarney after freshman year. (Ed. note: Not satisfied with the Blarney spread of breakfast foods? Check out UTB’s Superbowl Eating Game tomorrow because, let’s face it, nachos over everything.)
#3: Distrito
Free drinks for the first 200 attendees. Drink with the 199 most overaggressive people in your grade.
#4: Philly Orchestra
Like every other downtown, conversation is not encouraged. Insta the trombonist and make pianist jokes while getting cultured.
#5: Atlantic City
Penn ‘14: The craziest thing to hit AC since Sandy. Time to waste the salary bonus that you won’t have time to spend next year.
#6: 80’s Concert: The Legwarmers
Wait. If you dress up, you get a free SEPTA token. Ivy league perks. Class Board REALLY loves us.
#7: Animal House @ Crave + Rave
Because, college.
