Punny, Penn-y Valentine's Day Cards

Ay bb, since you don't wanna go out and get/make your own, we did you a solid and made some quick 'n' dirty, sick 'n' flirty, punny 'n' Penn-y Vday cards. Print 'em out, give 'em to that special Quaker in your life, email 'em to your professors, whatever. And since you're probably not even reading all these words and just scrolled down to the pictures, ah, why did I even include this independent clause. Enjoy!

And happy snow day!