Sadly, not everyone at Penn can enjoy Valentine's Day surrounded by the people they love and cherish. While we spent our day having it all and NOT horribly alone, clearly some members of the Penn community had it rough. Maybe this lovebird should have followed our advice and splurged on some thing more meaningfulthan a nondescript bear-dog. Meanwhile, the discarded frozen pizza serves as a perfect compliment to this lover's trashed Valentine's Day dreams. Clearly not every DFMO ends happily ever after.