Want A Floor Pass? Gotta Up Your Instagame, Son
March 31, 2014 at 3:24 pm
Snoozin' through the Fling floor pass lottery? Hope is not lost, friends! All you have to do is sacrifice your Instagram (and potentially your dignity) in a bizarre series of SPEC-sponsored contests Monday-Friday of this week and next. A pair of floor passes will be each day's prize. SPEC really wants you to work for this, so the contests won't be to win the passes themselves, but rather to win the vouchers to buy the two floor passes. Ugh, capitalism. Breakdown of the contest after the jump.
Monday: In a 15 second Instagram video, explain what (legal) lengths you'd go to for that sweet, sweet pair of floor passes. Would you lick the compass? Shave your head? Chain yourself to Amy Gutmann's fence? Up to you to decide.
Tuesday: Shall I compare Fling to a summer's day? Nah. But SPEC seems into poetry, so dust off that old iambic pentameter and compose an "Ode to Fling" poem in a 15-second vid. There once was a bro from Nantucket/Who suddenly puked in a bucket...
Wednesday: Insta your actual/proposed/rejected/imaginary/morally reprehensible fling tank. Bonus points for flexing.
Thursday: "SHOOT ME DOWN, BUT I WONT FALL, I AM TITAANIIIUUM!" Submit a passionate, 15-second cover/lip sync of the chorus of a Magic Man, Ra Ra Riot or David Guetta song. It's like a middle school talent show all over again!
Friday: Snap a 'stagram with two costumed, concert crusaders - Waldo and Superman (poor SPEC freshmen) who will be roaming the campus on Friday. More clues regarding this glorious manhunt to be released later in the week.
Remember to tag #FlingFloorPassContest2014 on Instagram and be sure to like the SPEC Facebook Page for contest updates or changes. Only people who don't already have floor passes are eligible, so don't get greedy. Let the games begin!