Dude Gets Into All Eight Ivies -- If you haven't heard from the bizarrely extensive media coverage, a kid from Long Island got into Penn and the rest of the Ivy League. This almost certainly happens to someone every year, but now that you're famous, we want you, Kwasi. You choosing dear old Penn may be a stretch, but hit us up when you're here for ~*Quaker Days*~...drinks are on us. XOXO, UTB <3