Bite Me
April 30, 2014 at 4:00 pm
In honor of one of Penn's most orally fixated traditions, UTB has decided to add some friendly competition to the Hey Day festivities. Keep track (if you can) of who takes a chomp out of your styrofoam and maybe you could earn some much deserved Junior year glory.
A Kid Who Clearly Didn't Sign His Anti-Hazing Pledge--2 points: The year old mustard and crispy hair might make you question the effectiveness of promising to dodge condiments.
Your Freshman Year Hook-Up--5 points: Nothing says "call me" like a seductive nibble.
Dean Furda--45 points (50 if he tweets it): You might have to push away some eager bitees to get "admitted" to this select group.
Jenny Goldstein--80 points: Don't know her? Find her.
Amy Gutmann--100 points: Need we say more? Photographic evidence required.